Dan Something

Dan is an egocentric sports fan who almost all the time wears a foam hand. He is married to Trixie Something, and he usually complains about Trixie and her excessive talking. Nobody really likes Dan, but Dan states he doesn't give a darn about what others like at all. Almost anything can tick Dan off.

Dan is basically a bully and only truly cares about his home, since he bought it. His job is unknown, so he might be retired. He loves it when "cutie pies" flirt with him, because they make him feel like a player. Dan at one point decides he wants to be a Harley bike rider in an attempt to live in the fast lane.

Dan believes he is the father of Joker Something but everyone begs to differ, believing Travis Hyde is the real father of Joker. Dan is also an americanophile who believes America is is the best country there is. He doesn't appreciate minorities and believes they should all be slaves. Dan is a severe hypocrite and is aware of this, but he doesn't even try to change the way he is. Instead the world just has to deal with him.